englische SMS-Sprüche
- *uck is easy,*uck is funny, many people *uck for money, if you think that *uck is funny, *uck yourself and save your money.
- Aids is born aids is silly put a condom on your willy
- All I wanna do is making Love to you
- And as they say true friendship never dies, and looking back we smiled at all the tears we cried.
- Beeb ! Send this message to 3 of your friends and you will have unbelievable raw ! SEX !! Tonight ! If you break this chain you will
- never have multiple orgasm again.
- Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put u and i together!
- dont drink and drive take dope and fly home.
- Even if you are far away, you`re always in my heart to stay. Must think of me and I`ll be fine, maybe one day you could be mine! I love U!
- For the world you are someone but for someone you are the world.
- Friends are angels, who lift us to our feet, when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
- Give your smile to everyone, but give your love to only 1!
- How can I say I love you, when I love you more,than words can say?
- I hate you, but I need you, because I love you!
- I love you, you love me. Lof ma zusammen, verlof ma uns nie.
- I need two thinks, my teddy and you, my teddy for night and forever you.
- I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving!
- I was sleeping very well in my Quitsche-Bettgestell. But in the middle of the Nacht, ist es dann zusammengekracht.
- If you love someone, set it free. If it comes back, it is yours, if it doesn´t, it never was
- If you want to be a Hippie, put a Flower on your Pipi.
- In this moment 6,3 million people are sleeping, 18,9 million people are eating, 2,2 million people are falling in Love and only 1 asshole is reading this.
- Love beginns with a smile, it continues with a kiss and it ends with tears!
- Love is a Name, Sex is a Game, forget the Name, play the Game!!
- Love is difficult to find, wonderful to have, easy to lost and hard to forget!
- Love is hard to find, easy to lose and never to forget!
- Love is where you find it- i´ll be here all day
- Love..is difficult to find ..easy too loose ..and hard to forget
- never forget forget me never, and when you forget me forget me for ever!!!
- Reach for the moon, and if you fall you?ll still be among the stars.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, Honey is sweet, And so are you!!!
- Smile- The second best thing you can do with your lips :-X
- The Army lets us live apart, but you are always in my heart
- The roses are red who would lie on your bed let you look like an angel in heaven number seven
- The thoughts of you and the hope that one day you will be mine, keep me alive, angel of mine.
- Three seconds to say I love you, three hours to explain it, and a lifetime to prove it.
- Time never stands still, the moment drifts away and the one you have not used you have not lived!
- Try not to frown. You never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.
- When there is no one to try your tears, no one to take your fears, there is nothing I would not do to make the sun shining again!
- Women in the army? We need our girls for love not for war!
- You love me, I love you, come we make a family!!!
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